PATTAYA -- area code (66-38)

• Blue House
  Soi Day Night 2, 089-712-3251.
• Body Club
  (see under Saunas below).

  Comments from Utopians:

  "Nice massage, good service, polite and honest." -- austin, Jul 13, 2007

• Boyz Sauna & Gym
  Next to the Ambiance Hotel in Boyztown. New facility by the folks at Ambiance and Boyz Boyz Boyz. Gym, steam, sauna, and massage.
• Derby Men's Club
  413/131-132 Thapaya Rd, Jomtien Complex (next to Dick's Café), 038-303-439, email. Massage with small sauna, steam room, and video lounge.
• Duo House
  Jomtien Complex, 413/127 Tappraya Rd (next to Dick's Café), 081-692-3309.
• Excellence
  Soi Day Night 1, 089-966-2656, 089-982-3266. Male masseurs offering a variety of massage styles. Facilities include sauna and fitness area.
• Hanumarn Men's Club
  406/24-26 Jomtien Beach Rd, 038-823-2956.
• Jomtien Beach
  Have a relaxing foot massage, manicure or body massage right on the beach. Masseurs wear white uniform shirts with an ID number.
• Madame Ed
  42/10 Sabaijai Village (on the small soi just off Sukhumvit Road), 038-427-413. Classy gay club, with a long-standing good reputation, run by the beautiful and well-respected Miss Ed. Inventors of the famous "because massage" with a soapy guy as your loufa (gives a whole new meaning to Mr. Bubble). Nightly Cabaret show after midnight.
• Narcissus
  325/39 Pattayaland Soi 1, 038-710-863.
• No Body
  151-151/1 Soi Anantagul, North Pattaya Rd (opposite Pattaya City Hall), 038-370-170. Massage by handsome staff. Discrete, quality service. Utopia Member Discount

  Comments from Utopians:

  "No Body massage is not very far from Alcazar, so consider combining. ;) Good looking and experienced staff." -- RL, May 7, 2008

• Royal House Massage
  Day Night Plaza, Soi 3, South Pattaya, 038-723-086. Luxurious and comfortable rooms with ensuite bathrooms and showers. Spacious bar offering a variety of drinks, plus wide screen TV adds to a homelike atmosphere. Open daily from afternoon until midnight.

  Comments from Utopians:

  "Royal House Massage was the best in Pattaya when I was there. A very good variety of masseurs to choose from and with exceptional services. I will definitely visit again." -- greatmariner, Jun 30, 2007

• Sportman Sauna
  151/2-4 M.5 Soi Anantagul, North Pattaya Rd (opposite City Hall), 038-410-673. Gym, sauna, massage.

  Warnings from Utopians:

  "You can get a good massage at the Question Mark Bar in the Jomtien Complex." -- bottomdad, Aug 12, 2008

• Body Club
  Pattayaland Soi 3 (2/F , adjacent to Le Cafe Royale), 038-423-515. Beautiful facility with gym, sauna, steam, and jacuzzi. Massage also available.
• Sansuk Sauna
  391/49 Moo 10, Soi 11 Thappraya Rd, 038-364-355, email. Conveniently located halfway between Jomtien's gay beach and Boyztown in South Pattaya, just 200m off Thappraya Rd. Look for the sign at the corner of Soi 11. Free shuttle service from the main road to the complex. G/F has a steamroom, sauna, swimming pool, gym, jacuzzi, bar, TV area and restaurant serving Thai and western food. 2/F features a dark room, relaxing rooms, showers and private massage rooms with their own shower and toilet. On 3/F there is another bar with sofas, a second sauna and steamroom, and a communal open-air shower.

  Comments from Utopians:

  "Went to Sansuk Sauna on Sat Oct 4 and all was well. Clean. Good mix of farang and Thai. Great pool and open "bath". Excellent meal. The owner was keeping a discreet eye on service. Diverse facilities on three floors plus the little 4th - which became memorable for me. One of my companions, a Thai, went back on Mon and found weekday reduced entry fees FOR ALL and again a good mix of Thai and farang. Had NO moneyboy approaches. So, recommended." -- robbu, Oct 11, 2008

  "I used to go to Sansuk about 4 days a week when I was in town. You would always find a lot of good looking, humpy young guys looking for fun. Now, since they charge B$100 to those under 25, there are very few guys to have and the ones that do go are primarily older moneyboys. Half the showers don't work anymore. The room area is pitch black and should be better lit for old people. The jacuzzi is cold. The aircon is never cool enough. I've already seen a tremendous drop off in both Thai and farang customers. What a shame!" -- thomasso, Sep 30, 2008

  "Sansuk now charges entry for guys under 25yo. It used to be free for them. The young and handsome Thai guys are now very rare. The result is lots of over 60 white guys chasing the remaining Thai guys, mostly over 25, and a few MBs. I was asked three times in one night, if I would pay! Never happened when it was free for the youth. Sansuk has lost the nice touch and cute guys." -- UtopianGuy1, Jan 21, 2008

  "A Babylon-style sauna and café on the road from Pattaya to Jomtien (turn off is up the road from Mr Mac's hotel). Great food, cheap for the quality. Khun Panya has a keen eye on his staff. High quality pool. Not a barboy type place." -- gregvc, Dec 15, 2007

  "Sansuk sauna in Pattaya is a wonderful place to relax, make friends and have a great time! The owner, Panya, is a very friendly guy who will make you feel at home. Many cute guys in beautiful, comfortable surroundings. Pool, jacuzzi, good music, good food, two bars, steam, sauna, massage, hot men! Also, they have a nice guesthouse. Highly recommended." -- juangarbanzo, Nov 13, 2007